Roasted 7 months ago based on laiba's long term Spotify stats.

Laiba, your Spotify profile reads like an “I’m trying to be cultured” bingo card. Seriously, with a mix of Rap, R&B, and Bedroom Pop, I can only assume you spend your nights rolling around in a pile of overpriced throw pillows, contemplating life while trying to find the perfect lighting for your next Instagram post. If your musical taste were a person, it'd be that friend who mixes deep existential thoughts with a sudden interest in astrology – all while listening to Drake on repeat as they ponder if life has meaning other than endless brunches. Your top artists could be the perfect soundtrack for someone who’s way too invested in Twitter hot takes about why TikTok is transforming music. It’s like, congratulations, Laiba; you've successfully managed to curate a playlist that makes every car ride feel like a passive-aggressive therapy session. Frank Ocean and Kendrick Lamar are undeniably talented, but you’ve zapped all the edge out of their artistry. You've given new meaning to the term "indie" – more like “I-indie-quit-take-your-music-suggestions” after listening to your top songs which, let's face it, read like a list of titles you found on a BuzzFeed article about “Music for When You're Feeling Just Okay.” And can we talk about that 'Most Played' list? The only thing more predictable than your love for Drake is how every “Ivy” play has meticulously aligned with your latest heartbreak saga as you post cryptic captions on your stories. Seriously, with all your lo-fi beats and dream pop tracks, one could mistake your playlist for a soundtrack of a sad indie film that no one asked for. If you ever need to spice things up, consider tossing in a tune that doesn’t make you feel like you're gently sighing into your matcha oat latte. But hey, keep being you, Laiba; the world needs a few soft souls to balance out all the chaos.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!