Roasted 9 months ago based on ingie's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Zi, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of K-Pop and Japanese indie music. You've got a playlist that reads like the passport stamp of a hipster who just discovered that anime isn't just for kids. Honestly, with favorites like “Soda Pop” and a lineup that screams "I only speak in TikTok soundbites," it's a miracle your Spotify doesn’t crash from the weight of all that sparkling cluelessness. BTS, really? I'm surprised you didn't just put "The Soundtrack to My Middle School Cringe" as a genre. Your list of top artists is a veritable buffet of musical identity crisis! Was there a sale on pastel-colored vinyls at Hot Topic that we weren’t invited to? I can’t tell if you're trying to build an underground scene or a coffee shop ambiance at 3 AM. And let’s not forget your love for musicals; are you sure your real-life karaoke performances don’t end in a tragedy? Because your taste in music has me questioning whether you've ever truly been happy, or if you're just perpetually vibing in a teen drama. Let’s talk about those most played songs, my friend. You've got “You Are In Love” by Taylor Swift nestled snugly between two completely random beabadoobee tracks, which feels like the aural equivalent of trying to pass off instant ramen as a gourmet meal. Keep it up, and you'll be the poster child for "Our Friend ZI: The Musical." I mean, I’d say get some better taste, but clearly you’re committed to being the human embodiment of a quirky Pinterest board. So, carry on, maestro of mediocrity; I can’t wait for your next playlist titled “Songs to Cry to While Wearing Anime Pajamas.”

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists