Roasted 1 year ago based on Linar's long term Spotify stats.

Linar, the self-proclaimed curator of the world's most pretentious playlist, you really take "indie" in "Indietronica" to a whole new level of eye-rolling. If your Spotify were a restaurant, it would be an overpriced café serving lattes with a hint of sadness and artisanal angst. I mean, really, a favorite genre called "Chamber Pop"? Did you just decide to throw music terms together until a hipster somewhere shed a single tear of appreciation for your inability to choose a lane? Let’s talk about your top artists. It’s like a support group for misunderstood musicians who channel their pain through melodies. Mitski is practically taking notes on how to exit a stage in a melodramatic way, and yet here you are, blasting her "I Don't Wanna Be Funny Anymore" like it's anthem-worthy. Spoiler alert: It’s just sad. And how many times can you listen to “Your Blood” before someone stages an intervention? We get it, you’re an emotional deep thinker—now do us all a favor and play something that doesn't require a thesaurus to interpret. And the most played songs list? I can practically smell the existential dread wafting off your speakers. Clearly, a music identity crisis is in full swing; you were probably in a dark room, headphones on, contemplating life choices while those Mitski tracks ran through your head on repeat. Your Spotify is like a diary, but instead of secrets about that crush you never had, it's just an endless spiral of crying over metaphorical broken hearts and the color gray. Next time, sprinkle in some Katy Perry or Dua Lipa—maybe you can start having fun instead of holding a one-person pity party!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!