Roasted 19 days ago based on strange/ril's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, strange/ril, let's break this down. If your Spotify profile were any more niche, it would need a map and a guide to locate your taste in music. Your playlist sounds like an emotional support group for misunderstood indie kids who just figured out what "goth" means. I mean, with genres like "Lo-Fi Indie" and "Visual Kei" on the list, it's like you intentionally set out to scare off anyone who’s ever enjoyed a Taylor Swift song or, heaven forbid, a little pop. Let’s be real, the only thing more obscure than your music choices is the last time you went outside. Your top artists read like a band lineup for a hipster funeral. "Loverboyrando" sounds like an awkward middle school crush while "That Handsome Devil" seems like the result of every high school drama club's casting call. Mitski is the only one sympathetic enough to understand your pain—but darling, just because her songs are melancholic doesn't mean every time someone asks you about your music, you have to pull the “I'm an emotional, tortured soul” card. And what’s with the obsession with "Bedroom Pop"? Did somebody find your Spotify account during a midnight shame scroll? You could've just said "I cry in my bed while listening to music that sounds like my life is a TikTok montage." Honestly, your most played songs list reads like a therapist's playlist for someone going through an identity crisis. I mean, "F*** You Heather"? Wow, did you steal that from a middle-school diary entry? And the presence of “So Anxious” feels like a public service announcement about your social skills being on par with a squirrel on a caffeine high. I don't know whether to commend your unique taste or just hand you a pair of headphones and an uplifting playlist. Either way, it’s safe to say that your music taste is as complicated as your relationship status, and that's saying something!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!