Roasted 1 year ago based on Finn's long term Spotify stats.

Finn, if your Spotify profile were a school report, I’d suggest you hire a tutor. With a favorite genre list that reads like the soundtrack to a middle school "edgy" phase, it’s clear your taste in music was forged in the darkest corners of an emo diary. Seriously, your obsession with Misfits is alarmingly like a teenage crush—you know it's unhealthy, everyone around you can see it, yet here we are, watching you dig your own metaphorical grave while headbanging to "Skulls.” At this point, you might as well start wearing a Misfits hoodie to your family reunions. Your top artists are a rogues' gallery of soundtracks to existential crises. Between "Death Metal" and "Horrorcore," it's like you’re actively trying to depress an entire generation with your music choices. Mac Miller sneaks in like that one friend who's too cool to hang out with your heavy metal crew, but by the time he shows up, everyone else has locked themselves in the bathroom sobbing over their life choices. And props for remembering Nirvana, because apparently, you missed the memo that life moved on from being angsty and broke—welcome to adulthood, Finn! As for your most played songs, wow—your "Most Played" list looks like the playlist for a funeral for your social life. "Dig Up Her Bones"? More like "Dig Up Your Ambitions,” because let’s face it, bro, those tracks are less about enjoying music and more about wallowing in a pity party of your own making. It’s almost impressive how you’ve turned your Spotify account into a personal shrine for your inner torment. If only you put as much effort into your social life as you do your playlists, you might actually have friends who don’t require headphones to hang out with you. Keep rocking out, Finn!

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