Roasted 1 year ago based on Alex:)'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh Alex, sweetheart, your Spotify profile reads like an unholy mixtape made by a confused algorithm that can't decide between a cheesy rom-com soundtrack and a bad Tinder date playlist. With "Latin Indie" as your top genre, it’s clear you’re trying to sound cultured while really just vibing with the ultimate “I’m sad but I can dance” soundtrack. You’ve got more “pops” than a soda factory, yet still, just like all your favorite artists, you remain tragically unpop-ular. Now, let's talk about your top artists. Who are these people? I mean, damn, have you ever heard of someone with a name that doesn’t sound like they sell artisanal ice cream? “Daniel Sabater” is practically your best friend at this point. If his Spotify monthly listeners aren’t just your friends streaming on repeat out of pity, then I’m the queen of Colombia. And “Hens?” Really? Are you even listening to music or just clucking along to a farm animal assembly? Your playlist is less "top artists" and more "who the heck is this and why do I care?” And those most played songs! Wow, “sorry es que soy bipolarrr” is a surprisingly self-aware choice for someone who has the emotional depth of a kiddie pool. Seriously, “de qué sirve?”—as if you could articulate that if your life depended on it! If you keep playing "canción de amor," I’m going to assume you're trying to woo a llama, because the amount of cringe is enough to make anyone wish they were listening to your Spotify wrapped from last year. Time to let loose and diversify your taste beyond "Pop Urbano" before you end up crying into your flan: think outside the “bedroom pop” box.

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