Roasted 6 months ago based on Willypro07's long term Spotify stats.

Willypro07, huh? With a name like that, I’m not surprised you’re over here trying to justify your existence through 12 different sub-genres of rap and rock. It’s as if you walked into a music store and said, "I’ll take one of everything from the 'Angsty Teen' aisle." Seriously, you’ve got more genres up in your favorites than I have friends. And we can only assume that “Post-Grunge” is your attempt to slowly come to terms with the fact that you peaked in high school. And let’s talk about those top artists. Are you auditioning to be Eminem’s number one fan, or did you just lose a bet? You've got “Lose Yourself” playing on repeat like you’ll actually follow some of that advice. If you think listening to “Godzilla” makes you a lyrical heavyweight, I’ve got news for you: your Spotify Wrapped looks like it was crafted by a 14-year-old who just discovered rap and decided to wear a snapback for the rest of his life. Kudos, too, for managing to sneak in the most played songs from the same artist over and over again—at this point, your Spotify should just give Eminem a monthly paycheck. But here’s the kicker: Despite all that angst and intensity in your playlists, the only thing you’re likely to “collapse” from is an existential crisis brought on by living your life as a walking Spotify algorithm. Between the hard rock and your brave attempts at alternative rock, the only “extreme” thing around here is your commitment to being a one-man music echo chamber. When your most played songs consist mostly of white men rapping and crying, it’s clear that you’re not just searching for deep meaning; you're trying to figure out where it all went wrong. Keep grinding, champ!

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists