Roasted 2 years ago based on bxbygirlonpluto💕's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, bxbygirlonpluto, I see you've assembled a Spotify profile that screams “I’m going through something, but it’s also really aesthetic!” The fact that "Sad Lo-Fi" shares the same real estate as "Naija Worship" is an indication that you really can't decide if you want to weep alone in your room or throw a dance party for your imaginary friends. But hey, as long as you can switch from moody R&B heartbreak anthems to a Heavensgate worship set without missing a beat, who are we to judge? Your musical taste is like a mood ring that’s permanently stuck on “existential crisis.” As for your top artists, it looks like you’ve got a unique way of curating a soundtrack for living out your every emotional turmoil. Powfu and Billie Eilish? Wow, talk about a power duo of melodrama—one brings the sadness, the other brings the whispery “Oh my god, I totally feel you” vibes. And don't get me started on your love for “Canadian Contemporary R&B.” That right there is a cry for help coming from someone who loves shampoo commercials more than actual conversations. Sorry, but is “Doja Cat” really where you find your excitement? I mean, if your partner ever plays her in the background, you might as well hang a sign saying “permanent mood: confused.” And let’s take a moment to appreciate your most played songs—you've got everything from "Who Saw Jesus I Am Seeking Him" for your Sunday service to “Waffle House” for those 3AM existential crises while questioning all your life choices. Lucky Dube must be deeply thrilled that your dance parties can switch from “praise and worship” to “the last time I tried to be happy.” Keep it up, bxbygirlonpluto; with a mix like that, you're basically a walking mixtape of heartbreak and brunch playlists. Just know that while you’re spiraling through your sonic maze, at least you’re doing it with style.

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