Roasted 2 years ago based on Stefanie Anderson's long term Spotify stats.
Stefanie Anderson, huh? So, your Spotify profile looks like a mid-2000s teenager went on a shopping spree in a clearance bin for genres. You've got a playlist that’s more confused than a first-time voter trying to figure out what’s on the ballot. First off, "Alternative Metal" and then "Dance Pop"? Your music taste is like wearing a Slipknot shirt to a Katy Perry concert—good luck fitting in anywhere, because honestly, it sounds like your playlist is suffering from a serious identity crisis. You might as well have “Musical Schizophrenia” written as your personal slogan! Your top artists are a haphazard assortment resembling a group therapy session for the emotionally unstable. You rock out to Eminem while simultaneously grooving to Teddy Swims. Are you sampling the entirety of human suffering or just desperately trying to cover all your emotional bases? If Linkin Park and Chris Brown had a musical baby, it would probably be you trying to theme your life around the “Good Vibes Only” slogan as you rage against your ex and sob at the same time. What are you hoping for, Stefanie? A Grammy or a therapy session? And sweetie, your most played songs list is a mess! Starting with “Shit” by Bo Burnham is a bold choice, and I respect you for trying to make your music taste reflect your mental state. “God’s Menu” followed by “Devil in a Dress” makes me question if you're planning a culinary-themed exorcism. If the music you enjoy is a reflection of who you are, then I can only guess you’re a beautiful disaster dressed in a Hot Topic clearance rack. Your playlist should come with a warning label: "For entertainment purposes only—results may vary!"
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