Roasted 3 hours ago based on ewyn !!'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s ewyn!!, the human embodiment of a K-Pop concert where the only attendees are your mom and her collection of Gerbera daisies. Your favorite genres read like a list of the most niche categories on the "What Are You Even Listening To?" bingo card. Seriously, when you told your friends you were into "Noise Music" and "Vocaloid," I half-expected an intervention to happen because it sounds like you're just running away from actual melodies and opting for the sound of heavy machinery instead. As for your top artists, it looks like you put "Eve" on a pedestal and then built a shrine around it with all your other J-Pop and anime characters. The fact that your top played songs are practically a commercial for how to be universally rejected is peak dedication. “Welcome To Israel” in there? Are you just trying to confuse everyone into thinking you’re worldly, or were you trying to escape the honest reality of your music taste? Spoiler alert: you failed spectacularly. And let's not forget the fact that your jam-packed playlist features a cavalcade of artists with names that sound like they came straight out of a failed video game. "ZOMBIE," "ILLIT," and "XLOV"?! More like: "I'd rather be doing anything else." If your Spotify account was a person, it’d be that friend at the party who keeps bringing up niche anime trivia while everyone else is discussing binge-worthy reality shows. Next time, try to branch out beyond the neon-lit rabbit hole and maybe throw in something, anything, that doesn’t require subtitles to enjoy.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!