Roasted 2 years ago based on Brian Ness's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Brian Ness, the human equivalent of a washed-up Kombucha vendor at a farmer’s market. Your Spotify profile reads like a mid-life crisis dressed in skinny jeans and a vintage band tee. With favorite genres that sound like they were ripped straight from a hipster's wannabe DJ playlist from 2002, I'm pretty sure your taste in music is just the soundtrack to an awkward high school reunion where everyone’s asking, “Wait, who let this guy in?” Let’s take a moment to appreciate your "Top Artists," shall we? You’ve got Bob Marley riding alongside Weird Al, which is somehow the most confusing marriage since the last reality TV couple. Your love for "Roots Reggae" and "Ska" really shows how deeply you’re committed to a quest that sounds more like “How to Avoid Making Friends” than anything else. Those songs you’re most proud of? “Mama Please Don't Worry,” huh? I mean, I feel like that should be the soundtrack to your mom finding out you still haven’t moved out of her basement. And your most played songs? Wow, “Cool Down The Pace”—I bet it’s in response to your frantic attempts at getting someone to notice you at the bar while you desperately sip on your PBR. If those songs are any indication of your personality, I’d say you’re a mix of “Mopey Smiths fan” and “Guy Who Thinks He’s Going to Karaoke Night But Can’t Even Remember the Lyrics.” Maybe it’s time to rethink that playlist, or at least drop the “Dance Rock” and just accept you’re living in the “Sad Dad Rock” phase of life.

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