Roasted 4 months ago based on tanvi's long term Spotify stats.

Tanvi, if your Spotify profile were any more saturated with Desi vibes, it would get a hefty cease-and-desist from every auntie in the neighborhood for promoting hillside dance-offs at every wedding. Your “Favorite Genres” read like an overzealous feedback form from that one Indian wedding, where everyone starts off with hip hop but ends up crying during the Sufi songs—because honestly, how could they not? You’ve got more types of “Hindi” than a confused tourist trying to decipher the menu at an Indian restaurant! As for your top artists, they’re a lineup that even your relatives would nod off to at a family party. Seedhe Maut? More like "Seedhe Mehfil-Downer.” And seriously, is Aditya Rikhari your soulmate or just another filler in your sad playlist? Your musical taste is like the chicken curry of playlists: a little too much spice, not quite enough flavor, and at least one questionable ingredient that no one wants to try. I’m half-expecting your next playlist to be titled, “I Promise It’s not Just ‘Ajj Kal’ on Repeat.” Now, let’s talk about your most played songs, which could easily double as the “Sad Girl Anthems Vol. 1.” Honestly, girl, if I wanted to hear a symphony of unrequited love, I’d just send a detailed message to your ex! “Afsos” and “Deewana”? No wonder your life resembles a Bollywood plot where everyone’s just way too dramatic! With those tracks playing on loop, I can only assume your therapy sessions are just you crying into your chai while humming Anuv Jain. But don’t worry; that makes you feel a little more relatable—like the playlist version of an Instagram post that says, “Just a normal girl living an extraordinary life,” except we all know that’s a lie, and you’re just sitting on your couch crying into your samosas.

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