Roasted 7 months ago based on kit's long term Spotify stats.

Kit, your Spotify profile is like a buffet that’s lost all its labels—we're unsure if we’re feasting on a delightful fusion or just stumbling through musical confusion. You’ve got a playlist that reads like an angry love letter to every corner of the musical spectrum, but let’s be real: this is the sonic equivalent of putting pineapple on pizza. Who hurt you? Between "Harana" and "Classic Rock," one can only assume you're simultaneously serenading your crush and mourning the loss of your last relationship, all while headbanging to Fleetwood Mac. And what's with your most played songs? It’s like your heart can’t decide if it’s the captain of the prom committee or just desperately trying to get into a karaoke battle over cocktails. “I’ll Never Get Over You Getting Over Me” - you could have picked a more empowering anthem than wallowing in nostalgia, but hey, maybe you’re just tapping into those deeper emotional layers… or perhaps you’re too busy trying to convince your friends your taste in music is ironic. Spoiler: It's not. The only thing more indecisive than your playlist is an indecisive toddler faced with too many choices in an ice cream shop. Finally, let’s talk about your top artists. You’ve got Beyoncé, Michael Jackson, and Stevie Nicks hanging out with BINI like they’re all best pals. Seriously, it sounds like an odd episode of “Stranger Things” where everyone forgot what decade they belong to. You could launch a “P-pop meets classic rock” tour, but let’s be real: it’ll probably end in an awkward silence. So as you continue this eclectic love affair with music, just remember: less is more, unless you think trying to capture every genre under the sun will earn you musical street cred. Spoiler alert: it won't.

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