Roasted 9 months ago based on pepe's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Pepe. Looking at your Spotify profile feels like stepping into a neon-lit room where the air is thick with unfulfilled dreams and secret shame. Who knew you could cram so much K-Pop into your stream without actually learning to dance? It's a wild flex to love more boy bands and girl groups than actual human interaction. Do you do all that head-bobbing in hopes of attracting a crowd, or is it just to avoid eye contact with people who might question your taste? Your list of “favorite genres” reads like the hottest topics in a hipster bubble, exposing you as the poster child for indecision. K-Pop, noise music, and garage rock? It's like you raided a thrift store, scrambled into a blender, and hit puree. And let's not forget “Entehno” — we're all just praying you’ll find a sound that resonates without turning your playlist into an avant-garde art project that would leave even Jackson Pollock confused. Bedroom pop, garage rock, and indie all together? Wow, you’re really trying to get that 3 AM room acoustic vibe during brunch hour. And while we’re here, can we talk about your top artists? A mix so eclectic it feels like a limited edition album of confusing life choices. You’ve got BTS and Lana Del Rey on the same list, proving you have no idea whether you want to cry or cry while dancing. And your most played songs? With titles like "Pink Pony Club," it's clear you’ve made it your life goal to obscure your personality under layers of overdramatic choruses. Next time, maybe try engaging with something that ISN'T trying to deliver an emotional punchline to your past relationships. Your Spotify is like a therapy session gone wrong; you keep bringing in the same issues and expecting a different remixed outcome.

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