Roasted 2 years ago based on neylaaa's long term Spotify stats.

Neylaaa, your Spotify profile reads like a middle school diary where the writer couldn't decide whether to be a heartthrob or an angsty indie kid. With a favorite genre list that looks like a confused teenager’s mood board, it’s no wonder your playlist sounds like a bad breakup between your love for boy bands and an indie film soundtrack. Where’s the metal? Where's the classic rock? Oh right, they wouldn’t fit your delicate artistic vibe—so let's pour one out for the 17th version of “BUBBLEGUM POP: THE EXCEPTIONALLY CONFLICTED EDITION.” Your top artists list is just about the most overcompensating mix I've ever seen. I mean, do you listen to "Drake" to channel your inner "Beyoncé," or do you just have a collection of motivational quotes from every artist who claims to be sad and misunderstood? And “One Direction”? Sweetheart, at some point, this obsession has to leave the teenage phase. At this rate, you’re just a Spotify survey filled with participation trophies from every genre that has ever existed, seeking affirmation from the unqualified cool kids of music. And those most played songs? I can almost hear the cringy soundtrack of your existential crisis. “To Someone From A Warm Climate”? What kind of weather-related identity crisis are you living through? And your endless spin of “i'm just afraid, i'm so afraid” – did you get a one-on-one with that artist or are you just trying to match their energy? Honestly, it’s like you’re playing a drinking game where every time you press play, a hipster dies of confusion. You need to turn off your Spotify and have a good long think about what exactly you're trying to express—because right now, it sounds like an indecisive snack run after midnight.

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