Roasted 2 years ago based on shaurya's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Shaurya, your Spotify profile reads like a mixtape curated by a teenager who just discovered their dad's old record collection while also trying to figure out what TikTok dance is trending. I mean, how many times can you play Kendrick Lamar before he starts sending you eviction notices for that playlist? It's like you're hesitant to move past the 90s and 2000s, grasping for that sweet nostalgic rap nectar while trying to convince everyone you still live in the present. Spoiler alert: You don’t. Your love for “Modern Bollywood” and “Pop Rap” is the kind of contradiction that only a hipster trying to sound diverse could pull off. It’s not even a genre fusion; it’s like mixing oil and water while declaring yourself a culinary genius. Seriously, the only thing more confusing than your musical taste is how you convinced yourself that “Filmi” deserves a place next to legends like MF DOOM and Bob Marley. I’ve seen middle school talent shows with a more coherent theme than your playlist, and yet you’ve valiantly subsisted on a diet of “West Coast Rap” and “R&B,” all while keeping your love for “Trap” at arm’s length. That’s a culinary mix we call ‘chaos with a side of confusion.’ But let's talk about those “most played” tracks. NLE Choppa? Really? I didn’t know we were shopping for the "Skip It" award that year. Congratulations on making playing “Shotta Flow 6” your personality trait! And don’t even get me started on “Wow Freestyle”; you must have picked it because it’s the most representative of that outward shock you feel every time someone mentions real music. Your choice of tracks has the subtlety of a hammer to the face, and you’ve achieved something remarkable: a Spotify playlist that’s somehow both impressive and bewildering, like if a hip-hop fan and a high school cheerleader had an ill-fated love child. Stay brave, Shaurya, we’re all rooting for that crisis in taste you call a playlist!

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8.7MArtists
110.8MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists