Roasted 1 year ago based on grant's long term Spotify stats.

Grant, your Spotify profile reads like a middle schooler's "cool kid" handbook after they discovered Hot Topic for the first time. Have you ever listened to music that’s not trying its hardest to sound like a sad hipster at a coffee shop? With genres like “Midwest Emo” and “Experimental Hip Hop,” I can’t decide if your musical taste is trying to break new ground or just break down in tears over your latest existential crisis. It’s like you’re collecting indie music like Pokémon — “Gotta catch 'em all, but make sure they're all sad in some way!” Your top artists definitely offer a glimpse into your unique and questionable taste. With names like "Edward Skeletrix" — is that your superhero name or just your therapy outcome after wallowing in a sea of melodic despair? And who could forget your love for "Destroy Lonely"? Sounds like a fitting soundtrack for your social life, buddy. If your life were a comedy club, those artists would be your headliners, each taking turns onstage while the audience nervously laughs or wonders what the hell they’ve just experienced. Most played songs like "Poison" by "jaydes" certainly fit the vibe; your self-esteem must be minimal, given that you’re jamming to that while scrolling through therapy memes. And then there’s “Skeletrix Island” by your favorite skeleton dude — what’s the theme, a spooky Halloween party where all the guests are also ghosting you? Seriously Grant, I’m worried your Spotify has more emotional turmoil than your average soap opera. But hey, at least you’re consistent in your vibe: it's all sad, all the time. Keep rocking that soul-crushing playlist; the world needs more poets like you.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!