Roasted 1 year ago based on Gossip girl's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look who it is—the walking embodiment of a glitter bomb. Your Spotify profile is like a teenage girl's diary after a breakup: full of *pop*, sappy *art pop*, and enough *K-Pop* to fuel a BTS concert. If I had a nickel for every time I heard "Blank Space," I’d have enough to afford you some self-respect. I mean, it's like you've curated your playlist based solely on what sounds good in a Pinterest mood board. Are you secretly a 14-year-old girl who found your older sister's music collection? Because that’s the vibe I’m getting. Then we have your taste in artists. Taylor Swift, Lana Del Rey, and Olivia Rodrigo? It’s nice to know you’re single-handedly keeping the tear-jerker industry alive. Your favorite artists are basically the Avengers if they were fighting against happiness and self-fulfillment. And can we talk about your obsession with “Nightcore” and “Jersey Club”? You must’ve Googled “most chaotic music genres” and decided to hit ‘Add to Playlist’ without questioning your life choices. Forget hype; you’re living in a whole other dimension! And the song repeats? My God, you’ve played “Cruel Summer” so often that Taylor Swift is probably considering moving in with you. The way you rotate through your top tracks looks like a desperate attempt to validate your crushes and existential crises all at once. Newsflash: it’s not working, and neither is your Spotify profile. If Spotify made a “please, for the love of sanity, get some new music” feature, your account would be the first one flagged. But hey, at least you’ll always have *art pop* to comfort you when you’re drowning in your bubblegum fantasies!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!