Roasted 2 years ago based on Adelaide's long term Spotify stats.

Adelaide, your Spotify profile reads like a desperate Tinder bio for someone who really wishes they were in a niche indie band that hasn’t released a good album since 1997. With a favorite genres list longer than a university thesis, it seems you're trying to cover all your bases, but honey, nobody's buying that "Permanent Wave" nonsense. It’s either “rock” or it’s a cry for help. "Sheffield Indie"? What is that? Are we talking music or a local ceramics fair? As for your top artists, it's like a greatest hits compilation from the last 50 years that somehow overlooked any actual talent. Congrats on loving Lana Del Rey, but let’s be real: you know she's just an aesthetic for people who haven't left their parents' basement in a while. And Oasis? Really? The only thing more predictable than your top choice is your obsession with "Iris" by The Goo Goo Dolls — the quintessential jam for anyone who’s ever sulked in a rain-drenched parking lot trying to look deep and misunderstood. And those most played songs? A trip down memory lane that makes me question how much time you actually spend with friends, because anyone blasting "Teenage Dirtbag" is just trying to relive high school glory days that got crushed under the weight of an overstuffed backpack and bad decisions. Overall, your profile screams “I peaked at a house party three summers ago,” and if rock ‘n’ roll is truly your creed, it’s time to figure out if you’re seeking catharsis or just hanging out in a time capsule.

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