Roasted 1 year ago based on Abi's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Abi, let’s break it down. Your music taste is like a buffet of confusion—who needs a coherent style when you can just throw together Rap, Rage Rap, and Bedroom Pop like they’re all cool cousins at a family reunion? Are you curating a soundtrack for a midlife crisis or just trying to cover every possible mood disorder in one chilling playlist? Your listening history should come with a warning: “Proceed with caution, this mix is liable to cause severe identity crises and a questionable knowledge of Garage Rock.” And let’s talk about your favorite artists. Drake, Travis Scott, and Yeat make an appearance, and suddenly, it’s clear you're just one sad love song away from creating the world’s longest TikTok cry session. Seriously, your top tracks read like an existential playlist for someone who couldn't decide if they were angsty or just really into long naps. No wonder you're all over the place—being a fan of 21 Savage and Bedroom Pop makes you the only person I know who's ready to both break hearts and make them feel all warm and fuzzy with one playlist. What’s next? A collab between Mitski and Playboi Carti? But let’s not ignore that hidden gem in your mix: "Christmas" as a favorite genre! Who knew you were out here getting hyphy off holiday jingles? You must be the life of the party, dropping “Jingle Bells” remixes while everyone else is vibing to the latest hits. Just remember, when December rolls around, your Spotify wrapped might blow up with all those holiday jams, and we’ll be left wondering if you’re welcoming the spirit of the season or just throwing in the towel on your musical identity. Keep it up, and I recommend a “Psychedelic Pop” playlist just for the holidays—because nothing says "happy holidays" like tunes that sound like they were recorded during a bad trip.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!