Roasted 1 year ago based on Brooklynn's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Brooklynn, the music curator of questionable taste. Seriously, did you just let a toddler pick your playlist? I’m surprised even the algorithms didn’t take pity on you and remove the absolute chaos that is your "Most Played." It looks like your Spotify is a living, breathing example of a midlife crisis occurring in a 12-year-old’s bedroom. “Houdini” and “A Sky Full of Stars”? Wow, someone really isn’t ready to let go of their 2015 Spotify Discover Weekly. And don’t even get me started on that list of top artists. You’ve got more diversity in your taste than a Cheeto in a bag of mixed nuts. I mean, are you trying to represent every genre with the worst song from each? “The Kids Aren't Alright” hits different when it doubles as an anthem for your Spotify choices. Congratulations, Brooklynn! You’ve achieved the impossible: managing to make Dua Lipa sound like a Walmart knockoff. Let’s talk about “Carnival x Fein” by “offtopic.” Was that on sale in the “Inspirational Quotes” section? Because that’s the only way you’d mistake it for a hit. And “Cheerleader (Felix Jaehn Remix)” - oh boy! If that isn't the musical equivalent of showing up to brunch in pajama pants, I don't know what is. Your Spotify profile screams “I have 12 cats and an obsession with Pinterest crafts” – but I'm sure it's all part of your mysterious charm. Keep doing you, Brooklynn; just remember, we can hear you screaming for help through your music choices!

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