Roasted 9 months ago based on Nexusss's long term Spotify stats.

Wow, Nexusss, looking at your Spotify profile gives me the same feeling as listening to your favorite tracks: pure chaos wrapped in a mild identity crisis. "Rage Rap" and "Melodic Rap” on the same list? It's like saying you want to scream and cry at the same time – the musical equivalent of a toddler having a meltdown in the candy aisle. You’re genre-hopping like a kid on a sugar high, trying to decide between sugar-coated Fruity Pebbles and whole grain oatmeal. At this rate, I wouldn't be surprised if "Screamo Polka" ends up on your favorites next week. Your top artists say more about you than your friends ever could: you’re clearly living in a world where every lyrical existential crisis has a wild beat to go with it. If your love for Ken Carson was anymore intense, you’d probably have his face tattooed on your forehead. Am I right, or do I need to subpoena your therapist? Seriously, it’s impressive how you’ve managed to curate a list of artists that make high-pitched cat noises seem like Beethoven. For someone whose top choices are so niche, you’re really trying hard to win the coveted “Most Likely to Scare the Neighbors” award, one Ken Carson track at a time. And your most played songs? Man, it’s like you’ve programmed your Spotify to play only the music equivalent of a fast-food menu. "Me N My Kup" and "Fighting My Demons" make it sound like your life’s motto is “Struggling to function, but make it catchy.” The only thing missing is a theme song for your daily existential dread; we get you're trying to be edgy, but there’s a fine line between brooding artist and “sorry, I can't come to brunch, my Spotify playlist has become self-aware.” Keep on vibing, buddy, but maybe consider branching out before your music taste becomes a meme itself!

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