Roasted 2 years ago based on fedorachucknorra's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, we’ve got a Spotify profile that’s basically the equivalent of a modern-day music buffet where no one actually knows what they want, yet we’re all expected to pretend this hodgepodge of genres is gourmet. “POV: Indie”? I’d love to see the POV of someone who’s just walked into a college dorm and flipped on a streaming service that’s hitting the “shuffle” button on a mood ring. With genres like “Complextro” and “Pixel,” it’s like you’re trying to assemble a trendy playlist for a retro video game character—points for trying, but I’m pretty sure that’s just the sound of your personality glitching. Your top artists read like a “Who’s Who” of the cringe underground, with BTS leading the charge like an overzealous high school debate team. "Puggly"? Really? You could have gone with anyone, but you chose the musical equivalent of that kid in class who thinks pretending to be quirky makes him mysterious. And then there’s Bo Burnham. Come on, buddy! Do you really want your Spotify profile to reflect your life choices or just serve as a constant reminder of why your therapist takes so many breaks? Scrolling through your most played songs is like watching someone try to justify their taste while clutching a cup of pumpkin spice latte, desperately yelling “I’m unique!” as they do so. "Vending Machine of Love"? Sounds like a jingle for a romance advice podcast hosted by someone who still uses a flip phone. And hey, “Somebody That I Used To Know”? Talk about living in the past, as if Gotye wasn’t the poster child for “this song will never die on your ‘most played’ list because you're too nostalgic to move on.” Here's a tip: Next time try to curate a profile that doesn’t feel like musical whiplash—because right now, it’s hard not to laugh at the chaos you're serving up.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!