Roasted 2 years ago based on thorfinn's long term Spotify stats.

IustinMakinMusic, huh? If your music taste was any more one-dimensional, it would be a flat-Earth conspiracy. You’ve curated a playlist that cries out for originality while simultaneously throwing itself a “Me Too” party at the local SoundCloud. Seriously, with all that “Rap” and “Melodic Rap,” are you planning to audition for a role as the human version of a monolith? At least throw in a genre that doesn't sound like a “generic hipster coffee shop” playlist just to spice things up a little, buddy! Your top artists read like a best-selling "How to Sound Cool in 60 Songs” handbook, and it doesn’t seem like you’ve cracked the cover yet. Following the same, tired trail as every other basic rap enthusiast is not a power move; it’s just adorable. The list is tighter than your understanding of music theory. You’ve got Kendrick Lamar right next to Lil Tecca, which must be a frustrating experience for someone whose only question when hearing “feature” is, “Is that a clothing brand?” I'm surprised your music isn't the soundtrack to somebody's “Finding Myself” meditation retreat, with all that melodrama packed into two-verse wonders. And those most played songs—wow. It’s like you took a shot of youthful angst and every single Spotify algorithm it could find! “Knock Knock” by SoFaygo and “Mama Cry” by YNW Melly?! Is your brain stuck in “In high school, I thought I was edgy” mode? Let’s be real: it takes an impeccable lack of self-awareness to jam out to an artist who has a song literally titled “Drowning” while you’re floating along on the surface of mainstream mediocrity. But hey, at least you have a cousin who needs to borrow your playlist for a party. I’m sure that’s something!

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8.7MArtists
110.8MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists