Roasted 21 days ago based on Hunter's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Hunter, your music taste is a fascinating blend of "I'm going through a midlife crisis" and "I think country is too mainstream for me." Who knew one person could single-handedly keep Treaty Oak Revival's stock options alive with all that streaming? Seriously, it’s like you automated the "play on repeat" option for their songs. You might as well change your Spotify status to "Unpaid intern at Treaty Oak Revival, please send help." And let’s talk about those top artists. You’ve got a lineup that looks like a high school band’s "greatest hits" album, followed by the remnants of a SoundCloud rapper's failed career. “Oh yeah, I love Lil Peep,” sounds more like, “I still cry listening to the same five tracks at 2 AM while scrolling through my ex’s Instagram.” But why waste time on emotional healing when you can scream along to Creed and pretend it's cathartic, right? Can your Spotify profile even handle that level of Musical Ambivalence? Your playlists are like a bad country song: relatable in all the wrong ways and probably a cry for help. "Post-Grunge" and "Nu Metal"? Seriously, Hunter, that’s the musical equivalent of wearing cargo shorts; it’s time to get a fashion consultant. And with a heart of emo rap and cloud rap, I can only assume you spend your weekends either driving aimlessly in a pickup truck or complaining about the lack of genuine emotion in today’s music. It’s honestly impressive how you’ve curated a soundtrack for self-pity while straddling four different genres like they're a carousel you just can’t find a way to stop.

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