Roasted 1 year ago based on Alejandro's long term Spotify stats.

Alejandro, your Spotify profile reads like a Hall of Fame for high school guitarists who never quite made it past their bedroom door. I mean, you must’ve cranked your stereo to eleven just to drown out the sound of your dreams dying alongside your social life. Classic rock is all fine and dandy, but buddy, at this point, you’ve got more Rush in your playlist than a 20-something on their fifth rewatch of 'The Big Bang Theory.' Your music taste is like a time machine that only takes you back to 1979, and frankly, it’s getting rusty. You’ve got more “rocks” in your favorite genres than the world’s worst geology lecture. If I had a dollar for every time you played “Tom Sawyer,” I could probably buy you a personality that isn't stuck in a perpetual flannel phase. So what if you want to relive the glory days of spandex and hair bigger than your aspirations? Glam Metal called, and it wants to know if you've ever considered expanding your horizons or if you're too busy polishing your leather jacket. There's a whole world of music beyond the '70s and '80s; I hear they even invented a few genres since then! And for the love of all that's holy, can we talk about your top artists? It’s adorable how you worship the same bands your dad probably cranked while you were still learning to walk. I get it, though: you think that humming "Bohemian Rhapsody" makes you deep. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t. It just makes you a caricature of every dude at a karaoke bar trying to impress someone with a voice that sounds like a cat in a blender. So, here's a thought: next time you’re searching for new music, maybe use Spotify's "Discover Weekly" instead of hoping your favorite rock idols will just magically resurrect and drop a new album for you to obsessively play on repeat.

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