Roasted 1 year ago based on Ambo's long term Spotify stats.

Ambo, your Spotify playlist reads like the diary of a sad teenager who just found a forgotten MySpace account. I mean, who knew there were so many sub-genres of “depressing music”? You’ve got emo rap, darkwave, and even cold wave on the menu – is this a Spotify profile or a self-help pamphlet for people with heavy angst? The only thing more confusing than your taste in music is how you manage to cumulate this much melancholy without being a character in a low-budget indie film. Your top artists list looks like a lineup for a "We Prefer Our Caffeine Cold and Life Colder" festival. Alex G and $uicideboy$ together? That combination has all the vibes of a therapy session gone off the rails. I half-expect the next artist you’ll enjoy to be "Crying in the Shower" or “Sobbing into my Pillow.” And let's be real; if this is what you listen to while gaining existential knowledge, you should seriously consider a detour through a comedy podcast or, heaven forbid, pop music once in a while. I hear there's this thing called happiness out there! As for your most played songs, nothing says you’re ready to party quite like the phrase "(I’m God x Demons Mashup)." The only thing this collection serves is the ability to make you weep openly in your living room while scrolling through social media. I hope you know that when you have a track called "I Smoked Away My Brain," you’re not exactly slicing up the dance floor with your moves, you’re just setting the stage for an epic meltdown. But hey, that’s okay – at least you’ve perfected the art of being sad but trendy!

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