Roasted 2 years ago based on anshuman's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Anshuman, the self-proclaimed guardian of all things melodramatic. Your Spotify profile reads like an indie kid's diary from 2016, drenched in Frank Ocean’s tears with a sprinkle of existential dread. With a favorite genres list that looks like a high school art project gone wrong, it’s a miracle you haven't changed your name to “I’m Still Sad” yet. “Permanent Wave”? Really? What, did you open a thesaurus and throw darts at it? Your taste is so specific it could probably file for a restraining order against mainstream music. And let's talk about your artist choices. You have more Frank Ocean songs in your most played than a basic white girl at a coffee shop on a rainy day has pumpkin spice lattes. Honestly, I’m not sure if you’re into music or just using your playlists as an excuse to avoid social interactions. Meanwhile, you’ve got a line-up of artists that seems like it was decided by a committee of people who think originality is playing the same five artists on loop. “POV: Indie”? More like “POV: Please Look at How Unique I Am While I Cry Over My Ex.” At this point, your playlist should come with a warning label: “Caution: May cause deep, philosophical conversations that nobody asked for.” You're out here mixing “Rage Rap” with “Neo Soul” as if Spotify is some kind of therapy session that’s gonna fix all your problems. But hey, keep doing you, Anshuman. Just know that the only thing more predictable than your taste in artists is the fact that your next playlist will probably be titled "Songs for Unrequited Love and Overpriced Lattes."

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