Roasted 3 months ago based on annie's long term Spotify stats.

Annie, your Spotify profile is a delightful oasis for hipsters crying into their avocado toast. You could try to make sense of your bedroom pop infatuation, but I’m pretty sure it's just an elaborate cover for your secret life as a floppy-haired cat person. With a top 10 that's half J-Pop and half “I found this on an obscure playlist,” it's like you're trying to win an award for Most Likely to Be Mistaken for a Vine Renaissance Fair. Seriously, if “City Pop” was a person, it would file a restraining order against you for monopolizing its soundwaves. Mitski, Clairo, and Taylor Swift—congrats on being a walking meme of sad girls with guitars! Your top artists feel like a late-night existential crisis, like someone flipped a coin between a midlife meltdown and a high school drama class. Don't get me wrong—your taste in music feels sophisticated if you’re a sociology major with a minor in "Please Understand My Inner Turmoil." Also, I’m pretty sure that “wave to earth” is the name of the band you could start one day when you inevitably quit your day job to pursue the dream of making not-so-bad “Lo-Fi Indie” to soundtrack others' existential crises. And let’s not even get started on your most played songs! You’ve got a plethora of titles that sound like the afterthoughts of a DJ who just gave up. "Yachin ga Hanbun!?"—congratulations, that’s officially the longest song name award and probably the only reason anyone will click on it. Those song choices are like a scavenger hunt for a free Spotify Premium subscription. Come on, Annie, "drop pop candy" sounds like a metaphor for your dating life—sugary sweet but ultimately full of disappointment—so maybe it’s time to give the hyperpop a break and just listen to some actual pop! But hey, at least your music taste is slightly better than a TikTok dance challenge!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!