Roasted 1 year ago based on Ficho's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Ficho, your Spotify profile is like a chaotic mixtape from a time-traveling DJ who just couldn't make up his mind. You’ve got French Pop and classic rock mixed with more rave genres than a neon-drenched frat party. It's like you took a musical wheel and smashed it with a hammer into a blender set to "confusion." Are you trying to cast a wide net for your music taste, or is this just the soundtrack to a midlife crisis that started at age 20? Let’s talk about your top artists, shall we? It’s like you symptomatically Googled “underground hits” while blindfolded. GIMS five times on your top played songs? Wow, that’s either true love or you may need an intervention. And don’t get me started on “Hiljson Mandela”—sounds like someone fused a historical figure with a WiFi password. At this point, if your playlists were a test, you’d be the person getting a medal for participation. Congratulations on the least relatable taste ever! Oh, and those most played songs! "SPIDER" by GIMS? Really? Are we sure it’s not a cry for help? With titles like "Никому не говори!"—which translates to "Don't Tell Anyone!"—maybe we should take that advice, especially when it comes to sharing your Spotify profile. If your real-life taste matches your playlist, it’s a miracle you don’t have a restraining order from the music industry. So go ahead, keep shuffling through your musical identity crisis, but just remember: sometimes less is more—unless it's GIMS, apparently.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!