Roasted 1 year ago based on cherise's long term Spotify stats.

Cherise, if your Spotify profile were any more Broadway-centric, you’d need to start charging admission for a nightly performance. Seriously, your taste in music screams “I got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing too many show tunes.” “Pop” as a favorite genre? Sure, it totally fits right next to gourmet grilled cheese and 2-for-1 happy hour margaritas at that neighborhood dive you call your local hangout. It’s a wonder you haven’t drowned your liver in chardonnay while belting out "Don't Stop Believin'" to unsuspecting bartenders yet! And wow, those top artists are a lineup of the most refined taste buds in musical cuisine! You’d think you were curating an exclusive wine and cheese night for a bunch of opera-loving snobs. Who needs a party when you can crank up the volume on some Josh Groban ballads while your plants stare in confusion? I mean really, when the highlight of your playlist is a cast recording of a spelling bee, it’s safe to say your social life is on par with that of a lonely librarian processing her eight millionth book. Not even a single hard rock anthem to break the malaise? Just a whole lot of soul, swing, and lounge music that could make a retirement home’s jukebox look downright rowdy! And let’s not even get started on those most played songs. Your Spotify feed has more soul than a 70s disco dance-off, yet somehow feels about as exciting as waiting in line at the DMV. “My Love Mine All Mine”? More like “My Spotify Recommendation Algorithm Just Gave Up.” I get it, "If I Ain't Got You" is just floating around in your head like a sad balloon at a children’s party, but maybe invest in some heavier rotation, Cherise. At this point, you might as well host a “Sad Ballads and Gentle Beats” brunch where everyone just mopes into their mimosas while discussing which decade’s musical crisis is more tragic—yours or the '00s?

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