Roasted 1 month ago based on Chi's long term Spotify stats.

C🎀, you’ve clearly found the secret to diversity: just list every genre that starts with "Afro" and then throw in some random alt-pop artists like you’re the DJ in a high school talent show. Do you even know how many sub-genres exist within Afrobeats? Because at this point, your profile looks like a musical grocery list from the world's most indecisive shopper. At least you’ve got options, right? Too bad your love for Afrofusion can't also blend your taste in artists into something that doesn’t look like a semester abroad in Regretville. Your top artists are like a bizarre mixtape pulled from a bargain bin at the thrift store of music. Billie Eilish and Twenty One Pilots? Nice attempt at irony there, but it’s the kind of irony that shows up to the party with socks and sandals. Meanwhile, you’ve got Davido and Doja Cat as the undercover cool kids while you’re desperately trying to prove you’re the kingpin of the Afropop scene. Spoiler alert: you might just be the dude who thinks his vinyl collection makes him an expert on something he just recently heard of in a TikTok video. And don’t even get me started on your most played songs—it's like your playlist's idea of “hot takes” is on ice. “Watch” by Billie Eilish and “Let Me Go” by Hailee Steinfeld? Did you come here for a study group on how to hit rock bottom with a catchy beat? It's great that you’re so inspiringly diverse in taste that you’ve literally turned your Spotify account into an existential crisis. But hey, at least you’re trying to stay trendy—too bad your taste is as scattered as your love life.

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