Roasted 6 months ago based on Bjaric's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Bjaric, the only person I know who thinks “House” refers to their living arrangements rather than a genre of music. I mean, what’s next? A deep dive into your love for “Office Music”? Your Spotify profile reads like an EDM label’s dumpster fire. I’m half-expecting to see "Deep House 3: Submerged" as one of your most-played tracks—because we all know you’re drowning in your own pretentiousness at this point. And let’s talk about your top artists. You’ve got “The Weeknd,” who’s basically the poster child for heartbreak and vibes, right next to a guy named “Dino Merlin.” Because nothing screams “I have my life together” like oscillating between moody pop and whatever mystical jazz experience a “Witch House” brings. I can only assume you switch between these artists based on whether you want to cry alone or cry with a friend. Seriously, I have to ask—did you accidentally hit shuffle on your identity crisis? Oh, and your song choices? A real masterpiece of confusion! “Zovi Me” by Senidah leading the pack—genuinely impressive, like a toddler navigating a three-way intersection. You’ve got the emo anthem “This Is How I Disappear” sitting right next to “edamame” by bbno$, which I assume reflects your highly sophisticated palate for both angst and green beans. So, Bjaric, keep that Spotify rolling; it’s giving us all a front-row seat to the best kind of auditory existential dread.

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