Roasted 2 years ago based on MariBou's long term Spotify stats.

Oh MariBou, your Spotify profile reads like the playlist of a confused teenager who's just discovered the beauty of eclectic mediocrity. Seriously, I didn’t know a musical identity crisis could have this many tracks! You’ve got more genres than personality traits; it’s like you went through a musical buffet and decided to take one of everything. From "Video Game Music" to "Permanent Wave," are you trying to curate a soundtrack for a teen movie set in a weird dimension? Or did you just lose a bet and have to compile every hipster genre invented since 2005? Your top artists are a delightful mixed bag, reflecting a baffling quest for sophistication paired with a heavy dose of “I swear I’m cooler than you.” You know, I can only assume you’re trying to impress someone by including names like Fairuz and Bear McCreary. Unfortunately, that doesn’t distract from the Flaming Hot Cheetos that your taste in music has become. “Vestron Vulture” sounds like the band you'd hear at an anime convention while you stare awkwardly at the wall, waiting for someone to suggest a better conversation topic. And please, with your most played songs, it’s clear you have a serious case of audio whiplash. “Blood Upon the Snow” followed closely by something called “Un Cuerno de Chivo”? That’s the sound of a soundtrack for a soap opera where someone’s constantly re-evaluating their life choices right after a video game marathon. If this list were a movie, it would be a poorly reviewed indie film with way too many plot twists. You are like the human equivalent of a music recommendation algorithm gone rogue, making us all question what exactly you were hoping to achieve with this chaos. Bravo, MariBou! Please don’t ever change…or if you must, stick to one genre!

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