Roasted 1 year ago based on nora's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Nora, your Spotify profile is a walking contradiction. You’ve got more indie and folk artists on your list than an overpriced coffee shop in Portland; I’d half-expect your playlists to come with a side of artisan avocado toast. But I'm curious: Did you lose a bet, or do you genuinely believe that the world needs another person blasting emo pop like it’s still 2008? Your musical taste is like a trendy thrift store—mostly vintage, a bit dusty, and littered with oddities that make everyone a little uncomfortable. And let’s not forget about your favorite genres. “Meme Rap” stands out like a sore thumb next to your delicate “emo” and “folk pop.” What is this, a musical therapy session that turned into a TikTok disaster? I imagine you scrolling through your playlist, looking for emotional release, then suddenly getting slapped in the face by Yung Gravy’s rhymes like a bad meme you can’t unsee. And seriously, how can you enjoy “Call Your Mom” while still holding onto that nostalgic One Direction love? That level of emotional confusion should come with a warning label. Lastly, we need to talk about Noah Kahan, who apparently has a personal hotline to your heart. With more plays than a well-worn vinyl, it seems you've declared him your emotional support artist. At this point, your Spotify account is basically a shrine to him, and I can only assume you'd send him a “thank you” card for saving you from the depths of your own angst. So keep jamming out to your collection of emotional rollercoasters and meme-infested bops, Nora. But remember, there’s a fine line between being tastefully quirky and just plain confused—you're teetering dangerously close to the latter!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!