Roasted 1 year ago based on kit-kat ^^'s long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Angel, let's take a moment to appreciate your Spotify profile, which looks like a musical dumpster fire that somehow caught the attention of a sleep-deprived art student. With a favorite genres list that ranges from "K-Pop" to "Queercore," it's clear that your taste is just as confused as your identity during a quarter-life crisis. I mean, who needs a coherent sound when you can cram more genres into your playlist than a pretentious college thesis swaggers through a coffee shop? Your top artists include more obscure names than a hipster bookstore, with "Mindless Self Indulgence" leading the pack. Is your goal to make everyone question their life choices while you belt out “I’m not like other girls”? And let’s talk about those most played songs—an eclectic mix of instrumentals so chill they could be the soundtrack to a sloth’s nap time. “Piano Dreamers”? Really? At this point, the only things dreaming are your playlists, because the rest of us are awake and questioning our sanity just by dipping our toes into that mess. But hey, props to you for unapologetically embracing the chaotic, finger-on-the-pulse vibes of your music taste. It's like you threw a party for all the genres nobody wanted to come to, and guess what? You were the only guest! Keep rocking that "I read the room, but I'm still going to do my own thing" vibe. After all, in this age of blandness, someone’s gotta keep the weirdness alive—might as well be you, Angela the Ambivalent, queen of curated chaos.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!