Roasted 2 years ago based on Rwenji's long term Spotify stats.

So Rwenji, let’s talk about your Spotify profile. I couldn’t help but notice that your music taste is a bit like a buffet with no food. Seriously, how many genres do you need to prove to the world that you have commitment issues? It’s like you tried to create a mixtape for a party that never happened—too many cooks in the kitchen, and all of them are playing a different song. I’m not sure if you’re a music lover or just a human manifestation of indecision. "Conscious Hip Hop" and "Pop Rap" in the same breath? I hope you’re at least keeping a therapist on speed dial. Your top artists are essentially an “I’m trying too hard to be cool” list. Drake and Kanye? Congrats, you’ve got the essential checklist for the “Basic Rap Fan Starter Pack.” We know you think you’re edgy, but your playlist is about as adventurous as a kid’s first bike ride. You’ve got Rema and Burna Boy on deck, sure, but it seems like you’re just waiting for a Spotify algorithm to crank out a playlist that resembles personality. Pro tip: Trying to be a trendsetter by vibing with the heavyweight hitters isn't going to earn you a Netflix special. And those most played songs? I feel like I’m scrolling through a teenage diary that accidentally stumbled onto a "Top 40" chart. I mean, “Are You There?” by Rema? What are you, twelve? I don’t know if you’re asking about his emotional availability or what your social life is going to look like in ten years. If you’re going to take up musical real estate in my life, at least have the audacity to play something that sounds like you truly enjoy it rather than a soundtrack for a mid-life crisis. With that playlist, Rwenji, I hope you have some popcorn ready—because this is going to be a long, awkward wait for someone to swoop in and save your musical self-esteem.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!