Roasted 2 months ago based on I💗Mariah's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, I see you’ve gone for the eclectic mix of a high school goth who just discovered Spotify. “I💗Mariah”? That’s the first red flag — not even Mariah Carey is ready to take on your cringe-worthy playlist. It’s like you threw a dart at a board full of genres and somehow landed on every angsty teenager's mid-2000s MySpace page. I mean, come on, you’ve got everything from “Horrorcore” to “Hyperpop” in here — you know there’s a word for that, right? It's called “confused”! And let’s not even start on your top artists. Insane Clown Posse and Elvis Presley? That’s like mixing chili with ice cream! You’re trying to make a musical smoothie with all the weirdest fruits and some expired milk. You’ve got Tyler, The Creator hanging out with Vanessa Paradis — it’s as if you’re trying to summon the spirits of an identity crisis. At this point, I can only assume you’re listening to your playlist backwards in hopes it might make sense one day. Your most played songs could form the soundtrack to an existential meltdown. "Pain" by Three Days Grace is basically your life motto, but "Somethin' Stupid" by Frank Sinatra? That’s just plain unintentional self-sabotage! “Creep” by Radiohead is the anthem for your Spotify profile—just wear it as a badge of honor, because it perfectly captures the vibe of a person who would take “alternative” to such cringe-worthy levels that even hipsters would recoil in horror. Keep it up, and you’ll be the poster child for ironically liking music you don’t actually understand.

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