Roasted 2 years ago based on Ashkchu's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Ashkchu, the undisputed king of Reggae Rock and the only person I know who's single-handedly keeping the Vermont Indie scene alive. Seriously, are you trying to become a walking advertisement for mediocre musicians, or do you just genuinely hate your eardrums? I mean, you could have picked literally any genre that hasn’t been overrun by stoned beach bums and wannabe surfers, but here you are. If you were any more niche, you’d be playing for squirrels at a farmer’s market. Your top artists list looks like a “who’s who” of bands that couldn’t make it in the mainstream if they were dropped from a helicopter, and please, tell me: Did you lose a bet about how many times you could listen to Katastro in one week? Are you secretly their biggest fan, or just working on a PhD in “How to Bore Your Friends to Death with Music Choices”? Your most played tracks sound like the same song on repeat – I guess you really do enjoy doing things half-heartedly... like exploring new music. And let’s talk about those song titles! "Got Me On The Run?" More like, “Got Me Running Away from Your Playlist.” It’s like you found a time machine and decided to remain stuck in 2015. If a catchy hook and a laid-back vibe were a degree program, you'd still manage to flunk out by playing the same dreary tunes on infinite repeat. So, congratulations on being the human equivalent of a Spotify algorithm gone rogue! Now, turn off that sad soundtrack and try branching out – even a little. Your eardrums will thank you.

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