Roasted 10 months ago based on Brandon Chaleunsack's long term Spotify stats.

Brandon Chaleunsack, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like a “How to Be Basic” guide for someone who thinks they're a kingpin in the rap game but still can’t decide between chicken nuggets or mac 'n' cheese for dinner. With favorite genres that include “Rap,” “Chicago Drill,” and—oh wait, “Drill” again? Congrats, you’ve just managed to sound like the Spotify library forgot to install a new genre update. Seriously, if I hear you drop some “Chicago Drill” at a barbecue, I’m questioning not just your music taste, but also the handling of the grill. Now, let’s talk about your top artists: Drake, Lil Baby, Polo G, and Lil Durk. Wow, way to rep the musical equivalent of the overly safe option on a menu! Your playlist is basically the adult version of playing with Legos. You know it’s not just about showing up; it’s about bringing something unique to the table. But hey, I guess when you’re stuck in the drudgery of mainstream rap, the only way to spice it up is to cling to that repeat button like it's your last line of defense against becoming a Spotify ghost. And don’t even get me started on your most played songs! "Jimmy Cooks," "We Paid," and all those artists that sound like they took the same cab to the studio. Are you trying to establish a theme here, Brandon? Because all I hear is "desperate for clout" playing on repeat. I’m just waiting for the day your Spotify Wrapped hits you with that "Congratulations! You've made absolutely zero progress in discovering new music!" Honestly, there’s more originality in an IKEA instruction manual than your listening habits. Maybe expand your horizons beyond the rap warehouse—you might just find that there’s life beyond that 808 bass drop!

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