Roasted 2 years ago based on Sonny's long term Spotify stats.

Wow, 𝖘𝖚𝖓𝖓𝖞 ☆, your Spotify profile reads like the hipster equivalent of a Tinder bio that forgot to mention you live in your parents’ basement. Your so-called “favorite genres” look like a playlist curated by a 14-year-old who just discovered the idea of being unique at Hot Topic. “New Jersey Indie”? I didn’t realize that non-living entities were eligible for a genre; but hey, who doesn’t want to listen to music that reminds them of a state known for its tolls and diners? Top artists list? More like "Top 10 Reasons This Person Needs to Get Out More." If I wanted to hear a one-man show about unrequited love and existential dread, I’d just turn on my own inner monologue. Seriously, your obsession with Will Wood is making me question whether you mistakenly think you’re his unofficial hype crew. Have you considered branching out? Or are you afraid that anything beyond “Will Wood-related content” might actually involve some social interaction with real humans? And let’s talk about your most played songs. I see you've turned “Will Wood and the Tapeworms” into a full-blown cult. By the time you’re done playing his discography for the fifth time today, I half expect your Spotify wrapped to come with a restraining order. Do you think maybe, just maybe, it’s time to add some variety? Perhaps listen to something that doesn’t require a secret password to access the lyrics? Because not even the tapeworms would want to hang out with you at this rate!

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