Roasted 6 months ago based on CXSH's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, CX$ℍ, the walking Spotify cliché. Your profile reads like every sad Instagram influencer trying to mask their existential crisis with the latest hip-hop trend. You claim to love “Rap” and “Drill,” but let’s be real: your most played songs list looks more like a playlist for people who want to cry in a club than actually turn up. If you combined all those genres, you’d just get a confused hangover and a unending thirst for overpriced sparkling water. Quick question: do you also get your emotional depth from TikTok videos? Let’s talk about your top artists. Drake, Gunna, Future—congrats on maximum basicity! It’s as if you googled “Top 10 Most Popular Rappers” and decided that was your entire personality. I’m betting you don’t even know who Lil Mabu is, but you threw him in to prove you’re “in the know.” Newsflash: liking Drake doesn’t make you relatable, it makes you as predictable as a rom-com ending. If you were any more mainstream, a river would start flowing through your Spotify profile. And don’t get me started on your song choices; “H e r O l d F r i e n d s” and “Uhambe Wrongo?” You clearly have the taste of someone who accidentally shuffled their mom’s 2010 playlist while waiting for their avocado toast. As far as I can tell, the only thing you’re passionate about is collecting sad beats and pretending you’ve got depth. If your life were a playlist, it'd probably be stuck on repeat in the "meh" genre. So here’s to you, CX$ℍ: may your taste in music evolve faster than your personality. Cheers!

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