Roasted 10 months ago based on Ruben's long term Spotify stats.

Ruben, your Spotify profile reads like the ultimate mood board for someone who still believes that blaring “Worship” tracks at full volume will help them find a parking spot at their local church. With your favorite genres combining more Christian subcategories than there are books in the Bible, it’s no wonder you think “Drift Phonk” involves a lot of praying as you slide around the grocery store parking lot. It's like you’re attempting to start a holy revolution, but your battle cry is just your Spotify playlist on repeat. Speaking of your top artists, it’s impressive how one band, "The Band CAMINO," seems to be single-handedly propping up your entire music selection. I mean, when one-third of your most played songs are devoted to a band that sounds like they’re still rehearsing in their mom’s basement, it’s clear you’re living in a musical echo chamber. The only way you could get more loyal to your selection is if you formed a Christian supergroup for your 12-step program to rediscovering real music outside your comfort zone. But hey, let's be real—your music taste sounds like the soundtrack of a religious summer camp where the counselors are way too into “Pop Worship” and the “Christian Rock” band only plays during the campfire. Just remember, it’s fine to praise the Lord through song, but with a lineup like yours, I’m surprised the heavens haven't intervened yet. Keep the faith, but for the love of all that’s holy, your next playlist should definitely have "more than the Band CAMINO," unless you secretly want to become their groupie!

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