Roasted 10 months ago based on BIOS's long term Spotify stats.

First off, BIOS, your music taste is so niche it makes a hipster's thrift store look mainstream. Is your entire playlist just an elaborate homage to the most obscure tracks in the universe? Seriously, it feels like you discovered Spotify on a quest to find the most in-depth deep cuts and forgot that music is meant to have a little *flair*. Did you think you were entering a musical realm of sophistication or just proving that you're the biggest weeb in a country of jocks? Your genres read like a Wikipedia page for an anime convention. And then there's your Top Artists list—congratulations, you successfully graduated from the “I will not be seen in public with this” school of music! Seriously, nothing screams “please judge me” louder than having Muse and YOASOBI next to each other on the same playlist. That mix of angst-laden British rock and cute J-Pop is more jarring than your uncle’s dance moves at weddings. And let's not even start on your obsession with "XX Anniversary RemiXX." Is this a remix recipe for disaster or just a sad attempt to hold onto your youthful nerdiness past the age of 25? Finally, your most played songs are a shrine to existential dread and teenage angst, but I can't help but wonder if you're just trying to lead a group therapy session with your playlists. “Bliss” followed by “Sex on Fire”? Are you trying to summon the spirits of rock gods or just exhibit the musical equivalent of a mid-life crisis? BIOS, it seems like you're stuck trading your actual social life for an escape into “alternative everything.” Here's a thought—try listening to something that doesn't make you feel like you're living in a neon-lit anime nightmare!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!