Roasted 6 months ago based on Patrice Crosbourne's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Patrice Crosbourne, the human embodiment of an overly enthusiastic playlist curator. Seriously, you’ve got more genres on your favorites list than most people have socks. Afrobeats? Alternative R&B? Let’s be real, are you trying to discover a new genre or just taking an indecisive stroll through a confused record store? It’s like you went to a buffet and thought, “Why not sample every single dish?” Spoiler alert: nobody wants to hear your mixtape made up of musical leftovers. Your top artists read like a clueless party planner's guest list. It's a chaotic jumble of talents, from Hozier's crooning to Vybz Kartel's...whatever you call that. We get it, you're culturally diverse—like a salad that just can’t decide between dressing or a full-blown casserole. But sweetheart, Janelle Monáe isn’t gonna rescue you from the fact that your music taste sounds like you jumble-dropped your phone in a library of eclectic drinks. Stop pretending you’re the next big thing in hipster DJing—nobody's asking for a grunge-Afrobeat fusion mixtape. And let’s talk about those most played songs, shall we? “AUCTION”? Really? You spent more time listening to that than some people did bingeing an entire season of their favorite show. It's not just a song; it's an invitation for your friends to question your sanity. At this point, if your music taste were a fashion trend, it’d be a thrift shop on a Tuesday: confusing, a little dirty, and definitely not worth any secondhand value. So keep those playlists rolling, Patrice, the world needs a good laugh sometimes!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!