Roasted 26 days ago based on batman's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Batman, huh? Are you fighting crime on the side, or just drowning your sorrows in Dark R&B? Your Spotify profile is more confused than a kid who just finished a middle school pop quiz trying to figure out who their favorite superhero is. You’ve got more genres than a Netflix account, and somehow all of them scream “I wear my headphones in public to escape reality.” It’s like you threw darts at a board labeled “Street Cred” and then decided to see which genres stuck! Now, let’s talk about those favorite artists. Drake, J. Cole, Kendrick Lamar—wow, what a wild ride! You must have really dug deep into the bottom of the barrel to pull out “Malcolm Todd.” Don’t worry, none of your friends will eavesdrop on your listening habits to tease you about it… mainly because they're still recovering from the trauma of your Lil Darkie obsession. I can only imagine how many times you’ve blasted “HOLOCAUST” with a taste of angst while looking deeply introspective in the mirror. Can you even afford to have favorites when your taste is caught in that awkward middle school phase between “cool” and “who hurt you?” And those most played songs? It’s like a tragic play waiting for the curtain to fall. “Silly Watch” and “Sweet Boy” right next to “BLOOD” and “Roommates”? Talk about having a split personality! You’re teetering on the edge between the Instagram influencer who “supports” Lil Uzi Vert and the angsty teen who still writes poetry in their diary. The only thing darker than your R&B collection is your taste in life choices. But hey, at least your Spotify wrapped has more plot twists than some actual movies. Keep the chaos coming, Batman; we could all use a little irony with our musical therapy!

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