Roasted 2 years ago based on hanpet13's long term Spotify stats.

Hey there, hanpet13! Your Spotify profile reads like a Pinterest board filled with moody sunsets and artisanal soaps. With a favorite genres list longer than your attention span, I can’t help but wonder if you’re trying to win the award for ‘Most Likely to Spend Hours Making a Playlist and Still Never Listen to It.’ Honestly, how many of these genres can one person aesthetically enjoy without suffocating in an avalanche of artisanal coffee and beanie hats? "Permanent Wave"? Is that what you call your attempt to be a trendsetter in an underground vibe? Newsflash: You’re more like a permanent echo! And let’s talk about the top artists, shall we? You’ve combined Taylor Swift and Arctic Monkeys like it’s the ultimate recipe for emotionally-charged nap time, and who invited AJR to the sad girl party? Your top songs range from “Cosmic Love” to “She Calls Me Back”—do you listen to music or do you just stare into the void and hope for a relatable ballad to narrate your life? It’s as if you're trying to create an emotional rollercoaster, but let's be real, it’s more like the kiddie ride that makes you feel slightly nauseous instead. But hey, at least you’re consistent, right? You’ve got indie and pop covered like a hipster with a flair for the tragic. With a profile like this, I can only assume your karaoke skills consist of soulful rendition of ‘I’m Fine’ while sobbing into your organic tea. If being a passionate indecisive music lover was an Olympic sport, you'd be taking home the gold, but then again, your Spotify Wrapped is just going to look like a live-action portrayal of an artsy quarter-life crisis!

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