Roasted 2 months ago based on Vix !!'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Vix, where do I even begin? Your Spotify profile reads like a hipster's treasure map, with more genres than a thrift store has plaid shirts. Seriously, going through your favorite genres is like taking a crash course in "How to Be Insufferably Indie." If you had to add one more genre, I’m pretty sure it would be "Pretentious Acoustic Covers." You’ve got everything from “Midwest Emo” to “Queercore” — with more emotional baggage than a TSA line during the holidays. Your musical taste could literally fund a midlife crisis for the entire Midwest. And can we talk about your top artists? The Mountain Goats? Rainbow Kitten Surprise? Sounds like the lineup for a festival aimed at hipster communists who enjoy knitting while crying over their student loans. It’s always refreshing to see someone committed to making sure they listen to enough obscure bands that even their Spotify algorithm is like, “Uh, are you for real?” The only time you’ve seen some of these bands live is in a late-night fever dream, and honestly, even they probably wouldn’t want to hang out with you after noticing your collection of ironic beanies and thrifted band tees. Now let’s address your most played songs. “I Got Heaven” and “Loud Bark” by Mannequin Pussy? Honestly, I can’t tell if you’re trying to express your inner angst or if you just really, really need a therapy session. And what’s with the obsession with songs that sound like they’re meant for a coming-of-age movie about a kid who spends too much time on Reddit? With a tracklist like that, I half-expect you to announce a debut album titled “Crying in Cafés” or “Existential Doodles.” Just remember, Vix—there’s nothing wrong with loving niche music, but if your social life was as diverse as your playlists, you wouldn't just be a sad playlist; you'd be an actual human friend.

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