Roasted 10 months ago based on Gabriel_HasUsername's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Gabriel_HasUsername, your Spotify profile reads like the confession diary of a high school drama club reject who thinks they have taste. I mean, who needs a personality when you can just curate a playlist that screams, "I cry on Sundays while pretending to be a deep thinker"? Between "Bedroom Pop" and "Jersey Club," it's a wonder you have any actual friends left. Was “Basic” not an option for favorite genres? Because your choices really are the IKEA furniture of music—functional but utterly lacking in imagination. And let’s talk about your top artists. If your music taste gets any more niche, I half expect you to be sharing Groucho Marx covers next—who even lists Bo Burnham and Billie Eilish as their main acts? It's like you attended a workshop on how to be a try-hard! “Look at me, I love SZA and have emotional depth!” Please. The only depth you have is the bottom of your “relatable” meme collection. If I were to describe your music vibes, it would be a three-way hybrid of overly dramatic soap opera theme songs, TikTok soundtracks, and the panic of ordering takeout for one. Oh, and can we discuss your most played songs? "Comfort Crowd" and "Drew Barrymore"? Truly the soundtrack to your painfully awkward Zoom hangouts. When did life start sounding like a glorified Instagram story? Perhaps next, you can consider branching out beyond the melodrama; maybe try some actual bands like one that isn’t fronted by a glorified TikTok star or some hip-hop artists who have released tracks after 2015. But then again, I guess diving into unique sounds might require a bit more of that “depth” you’re so desperately trying to convey.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!