Roasted 12 days ago based on BIJIT MOISH's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Bijit Moish, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack for a wedding crasher who thought the dance floor was a karaoke contest. With a favorite genre lineup that screams "I haven't left my couch since 2010," it’s impressive how you've managed to assemble more Bollywood hits than an influencer at a Diwali party. I mean, if I were handed a playlist titled “Songs for the Soul (but probably just for the sambhar),” I’d probably find myself rocking out to your Hindi pop anthems... for exactly three minutes before real life came crashing back in. And let’s talk about those top artists. Arijit Singh, Pritam, and Sanju Rathod? I half expect your playlists to come with a side of paneer tikka and a warning to not play them near anyone with good taste. Your closest friend probably has a designated "Bijit Playlist Hour," where they courageously try to keep straight faces while you attempt to drop some knowledge on 'Guru Randhawa's' lyrical genius. At this point, your streaming habits are less of a musical journey and more of an adventurous ride through a desi convenience store’s pop aisle. But let's not forget your most played songs! The sheer dedication to cranking out the "Sanju Rathod" soundtrack is almost impressive—almost. Listening to "Bullet Wali," followed by "Kaali Bindi" must feel like riding a rollercoaster designed by someone who exclusively eats paneer and thinks “bhangra” is an adequate exercise routine. And while you're jamming out to your top tracks, certifying yourself as the lord of cringe, just remember: there's a thin line between enjoying a guilty pleasure and outright ignoring that your taste seems to have been scripted for a Bollywood meme!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!